Of Church Mice and Karl's Cousins

As construction continues in the mosque, they’ve torn out all the old rush matting, and sent the mice that lived there scurrying for new homes. If the church mouse is a fixture of English country lore, Hamoud assures us that Moroccan mosques have a similar, ah, tradition. “Take the first door on the right,” we imagine the newly homeless mice yelling to one another as they take off. And so they have, straight for our house. At first a few tell-tale signs were left on the kitchen counter next to a seriously gnawed baguette. And in a few days we were seeing mice not just at night but in broad daylight, too.

These visitors made us think of the last mouse we got close to, a rather smelly fellow named Karl. A short film I was making called for a mouse. (A man dying of cancer wanted to rid his house of mice before he died.) The scene never played well, and ended up on the editing room floor, but the mouse in question was quite real. Purchased in Los Angeles at a PetCo for $1.49, he performed his scenes admirably. After shooting, the idea was to set him free on the side of the road, but someone on the crew pointed out that he was a domesticated mouse, more used to running on his wheel than away from cats. And so Karl needed a rescue home. In Los Angeles, five minutes on the internet will bring you to a rodent rescue group, and soon Bonnie (our morally upright boom operator and animal rescuer) was driving with us to Karl’s new home. The sweetest woman imaginable opened the door to her 3-bedroom condo to reveal perhaps two hundred mice and rats in various cages large and small. She took Karl in, spent $50 or so to have him neutered so he could share a cage with Ivory, and then gave us regular emails detailing his life and companions. The last such email read, “I'm sorry to tell you that Karl passed away sometime today… I'm not sure how old he was, but too young to leave me. He had a good life. At the end he was living with 4 girls.… He was very loved!”
Six thousand miles away, Karl’s cousins have found Dar Noury a decidedly less hospitable place. Quiet as a mouse is a common expression, but not one to be applied to the noisy critters that feast at the bottom of our garbage can. Poisons, traps, and even hammers are being used to rid the place of mice, and guilt and triumph share the air whenever one is dispatched. It’s been several days since we’ve seen any signs, and we don’t know if we’ve scared them off, or if new rush matting in the mosque has made their old home a safe haven, fitting for a house of worship. As long as another mouse does not bump into my feet as I stand at the kitchen sink, I suppose I don’t really care where they’ve gone.










